- Anti Joke

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?