What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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