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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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