whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Internet Explorer

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Wright flyer

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

darude- sandstorm

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's 9 + 10 19

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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