A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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