Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Flowers are colors Love me

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Womens Rights

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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just in time?

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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