- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

hey guys im gay

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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