Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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