- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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