- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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