- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Bacon is delcious.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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