- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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