- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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