Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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