- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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