- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A woman wears a dress.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

When is a door not a door? Never.

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