Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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