- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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