what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Anti Joke

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