A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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How would you rule?

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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I once did something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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