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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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