What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Albino African Americans

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

123 f*ck off

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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