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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Honk if you're Amish!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Neil Lewis

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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