Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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just in time?

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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