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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

drew edminstin is a rat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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