- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

whats brown and booky a book.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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