hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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nothing

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boobs!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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a seal walks into a club.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Anti Joke

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