roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Anti Joke

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