- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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