- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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