How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Your dads dead. lol

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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