- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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