Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

42

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

whats black? the colour

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