Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Rebecca Black.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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