irish man drinking john smiths

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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i just wrote this so hard

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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