What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Julian Ha.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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