Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

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