- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

minorities.....

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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