- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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