- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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