What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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You know what's funny? Rape

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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