What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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A midget walked under a bar.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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