Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Lars Arne Eriksen (Yes his real name) is filing a case against me (because he believes that my actions (from my private estate-ish bigger) are shaming the firm.... Now, can anyone of you randomeers, tell me what firm I represent? Which firm I am not employed at but OWN, meaning that I am the one that will be evaluating if his case is valid? ERIKSEN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU CAN LEAVE NOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID FOR READING THESE COMMENTS AND SENDING THEM TO YOUR BOSS... ...BECAUSE I AM YOUR BOSS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! NOW TYPE THIS DOWN, TAKE YOUR LITTLE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO ME, SO I CAN SAY OFFICIALLY THEM "YOU SUCK YOU ARE FIRED" Now, feel free to post what Lawfirm I not only represent but own 99.9 of, if anyone guesses right, I will send you ten fucking million USD, and quit my position, if not I fire Eriksen and... (ill do that anyways Eriksen, you are not getting paid today, go home, we shall speak of this later, consider yourself on the way of getting officially fired. Not for having fun like we are here (you know at my tiny house here) THE HUGE ONE, but for embarrasing yourself and attempting to... Sigh, shame your boss by reporting him not to your boss, but to your the lead attorney... FUCKING DUMBASS I AM THE LEAD ATTORNEY WHICH MEANS THAT THIS IS WHY YOU CALL ME BOSS! According to this little dialer, twelve people from our firm are watching this site because we are having fun, and you just ridiculed yourself all in front of them. Dont show your face at my firm again dumbass, you can keep working until I officially let you go, but you wont get any pay from the official work. Guys at work, explain him how he cannot file a complaint about me, to myself for shaming a law firm whose nobody knows I AND ONLY I PROPERLY REPRESENT! Go home Eric crapton, make sure he leaves guys, thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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