A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Do you like fishsticks No

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Anti Joke

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