What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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roses are red violets are blue

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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I read the terms of service.

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42

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Oh, go away

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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