Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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