- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Women's Rights..

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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