what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

i committed murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

What would Muhammed do?

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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