Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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