Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

haha black people :D

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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