- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

5 people are walking

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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