- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

You know what's catchy? A cold

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A sober Amy Winehouse

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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