What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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