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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Your're racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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