- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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