What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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sky's sty

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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