- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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