What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Tucker Rivera

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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