An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your Mother

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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