just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

black people

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

your mum

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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