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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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