What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Don't believe in Atheists.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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