Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Jack Stevens

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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