What's 2+2? Fish

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Patriarchy.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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