Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

outside your comfort zone

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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