- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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