- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the color of a burp burple

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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