- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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