- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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