What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Knock knock Shut up

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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