What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

im telling maguire

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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