whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Casey Anthony kills a baby

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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