A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Your mom.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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This is not funny.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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