"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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