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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

all your base are belong to mark

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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