- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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