- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Who is John Galt?

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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