What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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