- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Terry has ebola

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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