What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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