- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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