What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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kushagra tyagi

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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