- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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