whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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hi anti joke

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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