- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

whats worse than gill? nothing

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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