Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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