Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Asian women drivers...

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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