- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo Momma is not fat.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Hello

your face is kinda funny

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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