How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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who else is on here?

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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men's rights activists

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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A fat guy!

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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