- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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