Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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