What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

what's red and horny a red unicorn

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

British Dentistry

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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