- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Hi, my name is Jake.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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