- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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