- Anti Joke

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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