I'm at my grandmothers house right now

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

outside your comfort zone

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

haha Otarts was here

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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