- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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