- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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