- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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