- Anti Joke

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

This is not funny.

Your mom.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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