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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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