What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

haha Otarts was here

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

outside your comfort zone

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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