- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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