- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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