- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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