- Anti Joke

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

AIDS.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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a man makes a bad joke