who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

what do you call obama a dumbass

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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