why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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