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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

This is funny.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

your face is kinda funny

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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