A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Apple juice.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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