There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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