- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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