What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What is cowboy say

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Llamaworm

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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