Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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