- Anti Joke

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Knock knock Shut up

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.