- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

don't just stand there

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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