- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

no really what are ur names?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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