- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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